David de Gea made a confident save low to his right to deny Leighton Baines’ penalty just before half-time

(Source: scholesified, via hopbouncing)

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

(Source: meatbicyclevevo, via misimaginedmusings)

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

(Source: navyb-lue, via hopbouncing)

"What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back."

Chester Bennington (via larmoyante)

(via hopbouncing)

"I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days and thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings."

note to self (via eauphory)

(Source: c0ntemplations, via hopbouncing)

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

(Source: frenchdad, via hopbouncing)

unregistered-hypercam2:

kremlint:

why health insurance is so expensive
$100 says this happened in florida

there is a greater chance that this happened in florida than the chances of the sun rising tomorrow

unregistered-hypercam2:

kremlint:

why health insurance is so expensive

$100 says this happened in florida

there is a greater chance that this happened in florida than the chances of the sun rising tomorrow

(Source: 5d-grid, via hopbouncing)

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod, via hopbouncing)

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.

the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via hopbouncing)

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

(via hopbouncing)