David de Gea made a confident save low to his right to deny Leighton Baines’ penalty just before half-time
What’s the definition of a will?
Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway
The hottest things I’ve ever been told.
I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis
#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
None of you should ever be having sex
"What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back."
Chester Bennington (via larmoyante)
"I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days and thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings."
note to self (via eauphory)
why health insurance is so expensive
$100 says this happened in florida
there is a greater chance that this happened in florida than the chances of the sun rising tomorrow
Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longsshe wears short shorts I wear long longs
she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits
this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best
is someone dressed as jesus